Dharavi Rap Lyrics - Bhoothnath Returns

Dharavi Rap Lyrics - Bhoothnath Returns 

Chal chashme par wiper daal
Kaan ka kaapus nikaal
Suna rela hai dastaan
This is Dharavi meri jaan

Phatela parda hai
Lower sole ka seat hai
Dharavi ka picture bheedu
Phir bhi superhit hai
Hit it...

Ye apun ka ilaaka
Full Bollywood dhamaaka
Ek fillam ka ticket mein
100 fillam ka majaa (x2)

Isme maa Meena Kumari hai
Aur baap ko unknown beemari hai
Bhai mister bechara hai
Aur siter misses kunwari hai
'Rok sako toh rok lo' ka morning raaga hai
Jagta hawaldar ko dekh ke, Milkha bhaaga hai

Romance kadak hai
Fight ke bhi scene hai
Idhar aamsu without glycerin
Balam pichkari hai (Yeah, Yeah..)
Ferrari ki sawaari hai (Yeah, Yeah..)
Thakur shaq ke ghere mein hai
Basanti ka pair bhaari hai

Ye apun ka ilaaka
Full Bollywood dhamaaka
Ek fillam ka ticket mein
100 fillam ka majaa (x2)

Yahaan Devdas ke 3 show daily hai
Ram jaane Ganga kab se maili hai
Tragedy ke saath comedy ka waada hai
Hero se villain ka role jyada hai

Teen guna lagaan (Yeah, Yeah..)
Jhuk gayaa aasmaan (Yeah, Yeah..)
Sabka ek hi .... (Yeah, Yeah..)
Main pareshan, pareshan, pareshan!

Ye apun ka ilaaka
Full Bollywood dhamaaka
Ek fillam ka ticket mein
100 fillam ka majaa (x2)

Aaau...
Chal Bheedu...
Aaau..

Sahib Song Lyrics - Bhoothnath Returns

Sahib Song Lyrics - Bhoothnath Returns

 

Sahib nazar rakhna, Maula nazar rakhna
Sahib nazar rakhna, Maula nazar rakhna
Tera karam sabko mile, sabki fikar rakhna
Saahib nazar rakhna, Maula nazar rakhna

Naa aadmi ki aadmi jhele gulamiyan
Naa aadmi se aadmi maange salaamiyan
Jo fark paida ho rahe woh fark gark ho
Sabko barabar baant ye dharti ye aasmaan
Koi bhi na ho dard mein, sabki khabar rakhna
Sahib nazar rakhna, Maula nazar rakhna
Sahib nazar rakhna, Maula nazar rakhna

Sab sar utha ke chal sake, sabko ye bal mile
Koi kisi awaaz ko, daata kuchal na de
Yahan kaam bhi sabko mile, aaraam bhi sabko
Mehnat kare jo aadmi, mehnat ka phal mile
Har bol pe, har baat pe, apna asar rakhna
Sahib nazar rakhna, Maula nazar rakhna
Sahib nazar rakhna, Maula nazar rakhna
Maula... Maula...

Har Har Gange Lyrics - Bhoothnath Returns

Har Har Gange Lyrics

 

Dialogue
Bhoothnath:- Iss desh ki population ke mann ke andar sirf frustration hain
System ke constipation ke bahar
ye situation hai ki har jagah saturation hai
Right to information hai
Lekin us par objection hai
Police ke paas power hai
Lekin uska limitation hai
Jiske paas designation hai
Uske paas intention nahi
Aur jiske paas suggestion hai
Uske paas position nahi
Aise mein janta kya karegi
Ye mera question hai
Cop:- Karta hoon bhoot bhai, karta hoon

(Cop 1: Ye andar aate huve tere ko dikha nahi kya
Cop 2: Kaise dikhega, or hum to kanoon, kanoon to andha... hmm)

Ae duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har gange (x4)

Ha.. ha.. Jhooth bolti to keh deti "kholo iski pol"
Chaaron taraf yehi chalta hai saari duniya gol
Apna raag hai, apni dafli, sabke apne dhol
Arey jisko dekho uske dil mein hai matlab ka hole

Ae duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har gange (x2)

Kam kar de saare mande
Phir bole har har gange
Aye duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har Gange

(Thoda over acting kiya tu. Par kya hai na India mein over acting hi chalta hai)

Karein baatein karodon ki
Nahin yeh fake lagde
Hai sab kuch loan pe phir bhi
Yeh up-to-date lagde
Arey khao piyo aish karo
Kaisi generation aayi
Arey upar ke paiso pe sabki
Nazar yahaan hai bhai
Honesty ka path padhaaye
Luchche aur lafange

(Kitna wait karna hoga?
Jis vyakti se aap sampark karna chaahte hain wo filhal uplabdh nahi hai)

Ae duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har gange (x2)

Kam kar de saare mande
Phir bole har har gange
Aye duniya paave pange
Phir bole har har Gange
Gange...

(Ha ha ha :D
Kyun aaya na maza...)